That’s my motto, especially the love part [;
IF YOU SMOKE WEED YOU ARE ILLUMINATI.
Did anyone else wake up high as fuck from yesterday?
The Holy Mess:
Jesus Christ all the cereal! Lucky Charms and Cap’n Crunch with Crunch Berries are front runners for sure! Always with vanilla soy milk. Twenty-five cent boxes of Mike and Ike’s original flavor from the corner store can’t hurt either. We once had someone come to a show with a wholesale box of Mike and Ike’s for Yosco. Like 25 boxes of some shit. We gave them to all our stoner friends in Philly for a week. Try Nutella on top of celery too if you wanna get wild. Don’t knock it till ya try it! Ummm what else? Neapolitan ice cream with cinnamon sugar sprinkled on top is the real deal. Sourdough pretzels with a can of Coke. Strawberry sugar wafers.
Intruder Blue, Masked Intruder:
My favorite kinda snack for a day like today is the same as any other day: stolen. As cool as drugs make you feel, nothing can match the natural high of wolfing down a party sized bag of flaming hot something-or-others while you run from the mark from whom it was snatched. Advanced snackers: try getting high and then stealing for maximum snackisfaction!
ATTENTION* STONERS* Follow Me To Get Lifted